Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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