This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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