Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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