so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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