Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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