It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Terrible idea I love it
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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