New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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