This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
