come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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