That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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