Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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