It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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