You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
operation harelip BJ is a go
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
