i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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