Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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