her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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