you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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