they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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