then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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