there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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