party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
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