Me too!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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