That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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