I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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