Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize