I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize
