I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Randomize
