Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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