My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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