so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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