i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
if i died would you start the facebook group?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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