Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize