Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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