so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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