What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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