she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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