she woke up with a sticky ear
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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