Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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