How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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