nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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