i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
how does that bad decision feel?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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