remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child