They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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