I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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