That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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