I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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