Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I love you.
Bad choice
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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