Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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