I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Come on in and take your pants off
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