My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
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Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We need to get me chipped asap
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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