i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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