No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Randomize
