what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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