so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I have post one night stand depression
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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