I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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