Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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