i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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