is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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