Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
accomplished twins. life is a go
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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